WHAT DID I DO????? I found out TODAY that I have a mess dinner TOMORROW afternoon!!!! For those of you who don't know what that it it is a formal-sit down-in your "fancy" uniform on SEMI good behaviour. Anyways, so I go to try on my uniform to make sure it still fits, seeing how it is for more formal settings, parades, Remembrance Day, ceremonies...things like that, I haven't worn it since Jan/Feb. First thing I did was put on my Tunic(jacket, for those who were wondering) and it was a little loose but probably not noticeably. Then the pants.......wait for it......wait for it. OH NO!!!!!!! THEY DON'T FIT!!!! They are too big. Seriously I can pull them up to my boobs. And if I pull down on them the sit on my hips.....and my crotch is at my knees. There is a mental picture for ya. LOL!!! I don't know what I am going to do. I have 2 other pairs but one is from when I first joined and I still had a shape, and it wasn't ROUND. The other ones were from around the time that I met James but even they are a little too small. Can you say camel toe ??? No thanks!!!!
So I am going to have to Mickey Mouse these pants.................somehow.
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Too funny! I know it's a dilemma but I can think of worse! Try stapling the sides???
Too funny! I know it's a dilemma but I can think of worse! Try stapling the sides???
Here's my "pity" comment. That made me laugh. It's not pity, it's encouragement...trying to encourage you to keep leaving comments for me :)
Ok shamed into commenting. Dress uniforms were never meant to fit season to season, fact of life. That's just the joy of the Men's Christmas dinner. Can I do the buttons up without having to use a piece of cardboard so the tunic doesn't look all stretch to the limit. Can I breath in all night or if I exhale will the buttons pop off faster than a round speading down range?
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